T-Shirt Ideas for Toddlers

Donner Party of Diamond Lake - snow covered toys

Hey! Everybody… Fuck You I Won’t do what you tell me  

Fuck off & Die  

you can take your peek-a-fucking-boo & your goochie fucking goo & go fuck yourself 

if you don’t stop, I’ll kidney punch you until you piss blood 

No! I’m not tired, I’m not sick, and I’m not hungry, I just hate you!  

Will you please do me a favor and shut the fuck-up!

Hey, fucker, that’s my fucking cupcake, get your grubby fucking paws off it! 

pinch my cheeks, lose a fucking finger 

Blow it out your ass, like I do: 

Fuck pants & fuck you!

I’ve been screaming for 13 fucking seconds, where the fuck are you? Don’t be mad, just get me a fucking snack, STAT! 

I love you, you love me, If you don’t quiet down RIGHT NOW, I’m gonna piss on your head

I don’t give a fuck who you are, back the fuck up 

Drop it like it’s hot, no, not me, asshole

Yes, I’m eating sugar from the bag, fuck off